Madeleine Chapman reflects on the week that was.
“Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.” This tweet from 2019 plays out in my head every time someone, anyone, becomes the main character of the day in New Zealand.
Twitter in 2019 moved fast, and the main character from Monday, where tens of thousands of people were dunking on them, could very well be forgotten by Wednesday.
This week, Ray Chung proved that in New Zealand, if you’re embarrassing enough you could be the main character for a whole lot longer. If you aren’t across the Chung train wreck, congratulations and stay blessed. If you are, you may have clocked that he managed to embarrass himself every step of the way. And nothing unites the masses like a deeply embarrassing man.
There was the first rumour, sure. Embarrassing to fall for a schoolyard rumour when you’re seven decades into life but not the greatest sin in the world. Then the refusal to apologise. Then the blaming of other councillors and media for quoting his own words in public. Then the being owned by would-be ally Sean Plunket live on air. Then the shambles campaign event. This man just cannot stop being embarrassing.
Ray Chung is Drake in the Drake vs Kendrick beef. Except there’s no Kendrick. Or maybe Kendrick is the semblance of common sense.
Ray Chung is Drake, and I have never gladly thought about Drake in my life. Here’s hoping for a new main character next week, for everyone’s sake.
The stories Spinoff readers spent the most time with this week
A rare and compelling example of Main Character syndrome lasting a whole week.
- A play-by-play of Ray Chung’s train wreck interview with Sean Plunket as observed by Joel MacManus
- Joel MacManus on Ray Chung again! An opinion on why Chung has never been fit for office
- And rounding out the top three, Joel MacManus on Ray Chung’s unruly, incomprehensible campaign rally
- Hayden Donnell on weird men (Ray Chung) driving people out of politics
- Another MacManus-Chung hit, Ray Chung gets a woman to apologise for him
Feedback of the week
“I wish they’d de-extinct Jaffas, Snifters and Tangy Fruits instead. The biodiversity of the cinema snack bar has been severely depleted in recent years and introduced species like M&Ms have multiplied out of control. How are we to enjoy Sir Peter’s next film (if he ever makes one, he seems to have gone off it a bit as of late) without the proper sweeties to complement it?”
“I once lived on an island which had a population of eight. Things got out of hand in the birthday celebration department and individual inhabitants had to be restricted to one celebration per annum.”