Satire

Which conspiracy theory are you? A complete astrological guide
Can't decide which rabbit hole to fall into? Let the planets guide you.
Can't decide which rabbit hole to fall into? Let the planets guide you.
Some observers are questioning whether there are sufficient Facebook livestreams to support the goal.
What they wrote. And what they meant.
Some observers are questioning whether there are sufficient Facebook livestreams to support the goal.
And is he about to launch a coup against Judith Collins? Just asking questions here.
Catch up again with beloved household names like Jami-Lee Ross and Simon Bridges.
We will also test Housing NZ properties for traces of students, pets and bad vibes.
When Morgan Godfery saw the advertisement for a communications and engagement assistant vacancy at the Taxpayers' Union he immediately started scrawling an application in his own union-clotted blood. Here we exclusively publish Godfery's emotional plea.
With a water shortage threatened for Auckland, we invited Phil Goff to give us some tips on how to take a short shower. He declined! And then we discovered this…
Reports of the US president haranguing and hanging up on Australian PM Malcolm Turnbull must have sent convulsions of excitement and/or tooth-pulling terror around the NZ PM’s office. Here's how the English-Trump chat might go.
Fresh from their nuptial marriage, loved-up newly-weds Richie McCaw and Gemma Flynn have delighted downtown Auckland with a walkabout that left many onlookers lost for words.
Could the NZ First leader really get the top job after the next election? Here are some alternative designations Turns out when you mix red and green the colour many see …
Public bodies are increasingly demanding dosh from media making Official Information Act requests. We want your money, too.