After watching CNN’s three hour, 11 candidate Republican debate yesterday, Duncan Greive assesses the general vibe of each candidate, with help from Alex Casey on speech bubbles

Rand Paul: Guy who woke up in his car – again.

Mike Huckabee: Crew member in charge of laughing at leader’s jokes / Will dance for VP selection

Marco Rubio: Best Supporting Actor Academy Award Nominee for playing a President

Ted Cruz: Funeral Preacher. Doesn’t know the name of the deceased.

Ben Carson: Guy you have a ‘save me’ signal for, in case you get stuck talking to them at a party.

Donald Trump: DONALD TRUMP

Jeb Bush: Exasperated Fourth Form Dean

Scott Walker: Inherited his Dad’s SME manufacturing firm and suit. Neither fits.

Carly Fiorina: Reconditioned Second Generation Synth

John Kasich: Car boot lawyer

Chris Christie: Bargain store frontman (above Mad Butcher, below Adrienne and John from Magness Benrow)